another gender discussion

Luca: Mom, is it a girl baby in your belly?

Mom: No Luca, its a boy!

Luca: But I want it to be a girl!!!!

Mom: Well, maybe you should talk to your Daddy and tell him you want him to try again for a girl.

Luca: Its too late Mom. He cant change it now.

Seeds

Conversation #1 - a few weeks ago...

Luca: How did the baby get in your belly?

Mom: Daddy planted a seed in Mommy's belly and its growing into a baby.

Conversation #2 - tonight at dinner...

Luca: What kind of seed is the baby made from?

Mom: A people seed.

Luca: Did Daddy plant it in your belly?

Mom: Yup.

Luca: Did he put it down your throat?

Mom: Uhmm.....

Luca: Did you choke? What is the seed made from? Is it made from skin?

who gave mommy the baby?

Luca: Is it a girl baby in your belly?

Mom: No Luca, its a boy.

Luca: Why is it a boy?

Mom: That's just what g-d gave us.

Luca: No Mommy, it was Daddy who gave it to you.

first taste of raw onion

"This onion is great! Its so organic!"

Apples

Luca": Mom, have you ever seen a purple apple?

Mom: No, I havent.

Luca: That would be one quite unusual apple.

boobies

Why do Mommies have boobies?